Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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