My first STD was from a foam party
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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