I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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