she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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