My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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