our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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