dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I wish I only lived at night.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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