You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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