oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
oh god the rape fog is back!
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I just gift wrapped bread.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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