SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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