i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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