I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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