Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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