dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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