Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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