he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
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It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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