is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
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