I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
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