Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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