But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
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