i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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