HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
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Do I have a choice?
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I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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