shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
Randomize
