this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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