And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
I think I sprained my soul last night
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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