he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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