do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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