He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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