I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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