They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I will be naked everywhere
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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