I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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