They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Randomize
