There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
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