This unplanned pregnancy thing is really taking all the fun out of football season.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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