maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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