she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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