I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
You can't special order awesome
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
you are never too drunk for berry picking
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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