I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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