In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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