I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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