So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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