my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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