I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
The adults are the big ones right?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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