ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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