I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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