i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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