I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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