just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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