i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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