Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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