if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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