once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
They have beer where we have blood.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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