I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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