Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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