no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
I need to calm my uterus...
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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