Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
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